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Rick and Morty is an American cartoon produced by Adult Swim. The show was first released on December 1, 2013, and it is ongoing, though sometimes with large gaps of one to two years between seasons, and one to five months in the middle of seasons. Due to the admittedly "adult" network's standards, offensive language, sexual situations, and nudity are nevertheless censored. Later seasons are more heavily censored than earlier, partially due to later seasons being more explicit, and partially due to the network's increasingly strict standards and practices, though the opposite appears to be true with religious language.

Adult Swim (USA)[]

Audio censorship[]

Strong ("offensive") language is bleeped, or rarely muted or dubbed over. This includes words or phrases with sexual or excretory connotations, and occasionally religious or racist connotations.

The two most commonly censored are "Fuck" and all its variants, which are always censored, and "Shit" and all its variants, which are only sometimes censored usually if said more than five times per episode.
Other sexual censoring include variants of "Cock", "Cunt", "Cum", and "Twat", as well as the more obscure "Jipers", "Jizzing", "Ropers", "Skeet", and variants. Some sexual or excretory words are censored only if used in an exceptionally crude context, including variants of "Ass", "Boner", "Butt", "Dick", "Pee", "Pussy", "Suck", and "Tits".
Variants of "God" and "Jesus" are used frequently, but only a few are censored in earlier seasons as the network was stricter on religious language at the time.
The N-word is censored once in a song.

Video censorship[]

Sexual and some excretory body parts are pixelated. Sexual gestures are occasionally pixelated. There are no instances of blurring being used. There is occasionally digital redrawing of a portion of the image to censor text, for various reasons. Some of these were redrawn only for rerun broadcasts. Some episodes are preceded by disclaimers or ratings warnings.

All shots of human male and female genitals, and breasts, as well as prosthetic human penises and clothed erections, are pixelated. Asses are not censored. Alien genitals and breasts are not censored except for one instance of alien elbow breasts being pixelated.
A few sexual gestures are pixelated. The middle finger is not censored.
A few episodes have portions of the image redrawn to change text. The reasons are not always clear, but may include claimed copyright or trademark infringement, advertising avoidance, changes in standards and terminology, or "offensive" references. Only those that are modified after the first broadcast, for reruns or other types of later releases, are counted.
Suicide warnings precede a few episodes as a disclaimer. In some these have been removed in reruns.
A few later episodes are preceded by viewer discretion rating warnings for "offensive" content, visually presented as a rating with associated terms, and audibly read as a viewer discretion advised warning.

Season 1[]

Dec 2013-Jan 2014 & Apr 2014

  • Episode 1 (Pilot)
No censorship in this episode, because it contains no strong language.
  • Episode 2 (Lawnmower Dog)
No censorship in this episode, because it contains no strong language.
  • Episode 3 (Anatomy Park)
    1. Rick says "Fuck them. Fuck those people, fuck this whole thing, Ethan." All 3 instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
This is the sole instance of strong language in the episode. There are several scenes with Rick and Morty naked showing their genitals, but no penises are actually shown onscreen, just cleverly avoided, so no pixelation.
  • Episode 4 (M. Night Shaym-Aliens!)
    1. The Alien's commander says "Oh, this is going to be such a mind fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
This is the sole instance of strong language in the episode.
  • Episode 5 (Meeseeks and Destroy)
    1. Rick says "What are you looking at, motherfucker!" The word "motherfucker" is bleeped. (In subtitles it's spelled as "mother[bleep]").
    2. Mr. Jellybean says "Stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat!" The words "fucking" and "twat" are bleeped.
    3. A woman being held at gunpoint says "What the fuck is going on?". The word "fuck" is bleeped.
These are the only instances of strong language in the episode.
  • Episode 6 (Rick Potion #9)
No censorship in this episode, because it contains no strong language.
  • Episode 7 (Raising Gazorpazorp)
    1. Rick says "Well does it defracklate shit?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "So they bombed themselves back to the stone age, and now they just fight each other over fake pussy with sticks and rocks all day long." The word "pussy" is bleeped.
These are the only instances of strong language in the episode.
  • Episode 8 (Rixty Minutes)
    1. Gazorpazorpfield says "Boy fuck you John!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Gazorpazorpfield says "You fucking dumb stupid idiot!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Gazorpazorpfield says "I don't give a fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Gazorpazorpfield says "I'm Gazorpazorp fucking field bitch!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. Gazorpazorpfield says "Now give me my fucking enchiladas!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
  • Episode 9 (Something Ricked This Way Comes)
    1. The Plutonians King says "Pluto's a fucking planet!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you power but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways?" The word "fucks" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "To me this was all just a bit, like when Bugs Bunny fucks with the opera singer for twenty minutes." The word "fucks" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Stupid motherfucker!" twice. The word "motherfucker" is bleeped.
  • Episode 10 (Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind)
    1. Rick says "Fuck me pal." The word fuck is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "No fuck me pal." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "That can even hide from other Rick's motherfucker." The word "motherfucker" is bleeped.
  • Episode 11 (Ricksy Business)
    1. Rick says "Oh there's an emergency all right, a pussy emergency!" The word "pussy" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Oh shit motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    3. Lucy says "you're going to draw me, then you're going to fuck me in the car over there!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Put your right foot forward, and your left foot back and fucking slide around!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "My new catchphrase is I don't give a fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Season one episode in your face motherfucker!" The word "motherfucker" is bleeped.

Season 2[]

Jul-Oct 2015

  • Episode 1 (A Rickle in Time)
    1. Rick says "The whole point of freezing time was to stop giving a fuck." The word fuck is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "They're probably living it up in some pointless grounded story about their shitty marriage." The word "shitty" is bleeped.
    3. Beth says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Oh shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "We've been split for twenty minutes and your live are already scattered, to the fucking quantum wind!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Is this what you want! You sick fucks!" The word "fucks" is bleeped.
    7. Beth says "Jerry if you aren't going to help, then get the fuck out of here!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Summer says "Holy shit, what happened?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    9. The time monster says "What the fuck?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. The time monster says "Never mind, Shut the fuck up!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. The time monster says "God damn it!" The word "God" was dubbed over with "Hey!".
    12. Rick says "Die motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "I'm sorry Morty, I'm not the one so fucking uncertain over everything!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "Holy shit the other collar!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Yes, fuck you god!" the word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "One dot motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Oh shit, look at that!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    18. The time monster says "Don't fuck with time, motherfucker!" The words "fuck" and "fucker" are bleeped.
Beginning with this first episode of season 2, strong language appears more frequently in the series, and thus a lot more censorship.
  • Episode 2 (Mortynight Run)
    1. Rick says "Stupid ass, fart saving, carpet store motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Wait, did you fuck with my seat settings?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Shut the fuck up about moonmen!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "This isn't a musical number, this is a fucking operation. We got to be cool and fucking lay low!" Both instances of the word "fucking" are bleeped.
    5. Rick says "What the fuck is so valuable about you?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Greg's friend says "My life is a fucking joke." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
  • Episode 3 (Auto Erotic Assimilation)
    1. Jerry says "And watch a lifetime original about a fucking alien dungeon!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Blim-blam the alien says "Because the two of you are the fucking worst!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Blim-blam the alien says "Even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you, and being like, 'What the fuck?'" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 4 (Total Rickall)
    1. Rick says "Who the fuck are you?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. A Nazi says "Yeah, think before you talk shit." In subtitles only, the word 'shit' is replaced with '[bleep]'.
    3. A dream rapper says "group text the whole crew my motherfuckin friends" The word "fucking" is muted.
    4. Rick says "Do it motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Pull the fucking trigger!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    6. Mr. Poopybutthole says "Oh fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 5 (Get Schwifty)
    1. Principal Gene Vagina says "Fuck all previous existing religions." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Principal Gene Vagina says "I'm going out on the sidewalk, dropping to my knees, and pledging my eternal soul to the thing that literally controls the fucking weather." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Iced Tea says "Damn, you didn't tell me you fuck around with portals." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Aw shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. The President says "Aw shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    6. Morty says "Oh shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "What the fuck, you can turn into ice?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. The President says "What the hell are you doing Nathan, I'm the god damn president of the United fucking States!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. Tammy says "You know what this human eats...bird dick." The word "dick" is bleeped.
    10. The President says "Can the pope's dick fit though a donut?" The word "dick" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "If I've learned one thing today, it's sometimes you have to not give a fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 6 (The Ricks Must Be Crazy)
    1. Rick says "We're gonna go get some ice cream, motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    2. The battery aliens president says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. The battery aliens president says "Fuck you? You told me it means 'much obliged'." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Zeep, the Alien scientist says "This isn't a fucking chocolate factory, I don't have time." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "That's a pretty fucked up 'ooh-la-la'." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Eating that motherfucking ice cream." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Rick and Morty say "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "You're in my battery, motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "Your mini-verse is the size of a fucking lobster tank!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "There's always triple A, you fucking cock sucker!" The words "fucking" and "cock" are bleeped.
    11. Morty says "You have to get us the fuck out of here, these people are savages!' The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Morty says "You guys are the fucking worst! Fuck you, fuck nature, and fuck trees!" The words "fucking" and "fuck" are bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Shit!" The word is bleeped.
    14. Rick says 'What the fuck did you do, Summer?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 7 (Big Trouble in Little Sanchez)
    1. Rick says "Why in the fuck would I ever do that, Summer?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Tiny Rick says "It'll still be fun to do this as a fucking, team motherfucker." The words "fucking" and "fucker" are bleeped.
    3. Tiny Rick says "Hunting a vampire with my grandkids, fuck! tiny Rick!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Glaxo Slimslom, the head therapist, says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Tiny Rick says "See you motherfuckers at the dance." The word "fuckers" is bleeped.
    6. Tiny Rick says "Summer Smith is a fucking psycho nerd and she just got me kicked out of school!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Jerry says "I'm Stephen fucking Hawkinson." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    8. Rick is nude and his genitals are showing. His crotch is pixelated.
    9. The Vampire says "Why the fuck would he name himself after a famous vampire movie?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. The Vampire says "Jesus fucking Christ, from now on, no more of this clever name bullshit!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
This episode contains the first showing of Rick's penis, and it is thus the first episode that has pixelation.
  • Episode 8 (Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate)
    1. The Lil' Bits host says "Eat some fucking shit, you fucking stupid bitch." Both instances of the word "fucking" are bleeped.
    2. Picheal says "Ah shit, well, just fuck it, call him Picheal." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Michael says "Fuck you, Picheal! You're a fucking piece of shit!" The words "fuck" and "fucking" are bleeped.
  • Episode 9 (Look Who's Purging Now)
    1. Rick says "I see shit like that for breakfast." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Wow they are purging the fuck out of each other." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Oh my god, Oh shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Oh my god, this is fucking awesome!' The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. Arthrisha says "Get out of the fuck out of the flying machine!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Ah, fucking Amish bitch shot me!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "You fucking kidding me, Morty?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    8. Summer says "Dad, who the fuck is Tabby Mason?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Morty says "Holy shit dad, shut the fuck up!" The words "shit" and "fuck" are bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Cause we got some fucking company!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "Suck my dick! Eat This!" The word "dick" is bleeped.
    12. Morty says "I don't give a shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    13. Morty says "Fuck that, Rick, we gotta kill her!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Morty says "I'm going to rip your fucking guts out and smear em all over your face!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    15. Arthrisha says "Happy festival, cock suckers!" The word "cock" is bleeped.
    16. Arthrisha says "Suck my cock!" The word "cock" is bleeped.
    17. Arthrisha says "Suck my huge dick!" The word "dick" is bleeped.
    18. Rick says "All right, fuck it!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    19. Rick says "Look at my fucking feet, motherfucker!" The words "fucking" and "fucker" are bleeped.
    20. Arthrisha says "I don't know what song that is, but I fucking love it!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "It's a fucking hit song." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Yeah yeah, fuck you for shooting my liver." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 10 (The Wedding Squanchers)
    1. Morty says "Cheers to that, motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "That's a confetti gun, you fucking idiot!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Fuck you Summer, and fuck the government, and fuck me for letting my guard down!" All 3 instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Here's desert! Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "This is a blessing in disguise. Fuck Earth." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Now who wants to go shopping for a brand new motherfucking world!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Get in the goddamn ship!" The word "god" is bleeped. (In subtitles it's spelled as 'god[bleep]').
    8. Rick says "Oh fuck, an Ice Cave? Shit." The words "fuck" and "shit" are bleeped.
    9. Rick says "I'm Jerry Smith, and I love sucking big, sweaty boners, and licking disgusting, furry testicle sacks." Only the word "boners" is bleeped.
    10. The Pizza Delivery Man says "Hey, what the fuck, get the fuck off me! Get the fuck off me!" All 3 instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.

Season 3[]

Mar 2017 & Jul-Sep 2017

  • Episode 1 (The Rickshank Rickdeption)
    1. Rick says "You cheep insect fucks didn't think I was worth your best equipment?" The word "fucks" is bleeped.
    2. One of the Federation aliens says "Wow, this sauce is fucking amazing!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "I've got it, I've fucking got it!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    4. Summer says "I say fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Morty says ""He's more like a demon, or a super fucked up god." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    6. The head Rick of the council says "Let not suck the ghost of his dick too hard." The word "dick" is bleeped.
    7. A Rick Soldier says "What the fuck! We just teleported into a Galactic Federal prison!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Summer says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "You're too stupid to get this, but you are really fucking this up right now." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "I wasn't going to let her die you fucking moron!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. A Rick council member says "You're a fucking moron!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    12. Summer says "Morty, you fucking idiot!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "You are a serious fucking idiot, Morty!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "What the fuck, not cool Jerry!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. Morty says "Oh fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Tammy says "Fine, fuck it. Who cares."  The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 2 (Rickmancing The Stone)
    1. Rick says "Fuck, get in the game!' The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Holy shit Summer for the win!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Summer says "I fucking love post apocalyptic versions of Earth!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "All right, you know what? Fuck it." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Morty says "Booyah! Fuck you, pal!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "What the fuck is wrong with you two?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. The King says "Ah...fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Summer says "Ugh, Goddammit!" The word "god" is bleeped.
    9. Summer says "Oh you know Eli, same shit different day." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Summer says "Everything means everything when it's on fucking TV!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Hemorrhage says "La-di-da-di-fucking-da!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    12. Beth says 'What the fuck?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Morty says "What the fuck, no!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Jerry says "Which is why I'm going to put it someplace else, because everything's bullshit, right?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
  • Episode 3 (Pickle Rick)
    1. Rick says "Okay, I may have fucked up here." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Come on motherfucker." The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "He died doing what he loved, being a dumb fucking rat." The word "fucking" is muted.
    4. Beth says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Beth says "Fuck both of you, too." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Who in the fuck's toilet is this?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. A Government Worker says "Shut your mouth, and do your jobs you fucking children!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
  • Episode 4 (Vindicators 3: The Return of WorldEnder)
    1. Rick says "God fucking Dammit!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Alan Rails says "Man, fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Real fucking, on alert." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    4. Vance Maximus says "What the fuck?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Alan Rails says "I told you not to invite this mummified motherfucker back!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    6. Drunk Rick says "I'm so fucking drunk." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Alan Rails says "You're the pile of ordinary bugs that fucked my wife!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Where the fuck is the lead wire?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "I know you were sucking the kool-aid out of the vindicator's dicks." The word "dicks" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "That's why popular people are fucking dumb." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Alan Rails "All aboard motherfuckers!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    12. Drunk Rick says "Cause I kind of fucking eyeballed the neutrino bombs" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    13. Morty says "He wants our last moment alive to be spent knowing how few fucks he gave." The word "fucks" is bleeped.
    14. Morty says "Motherfucker" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    15. Drunk Rick says "You're fucking cool, and you're smart." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    16. Drunk Rick says "Oh fuck, okay, I just shit myself." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Who the fuck is Noob Noob?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    18. Logic says "Cause I mean, what kind of motherfucker just sets up a whole festival like this when he's completely loaded, man?" The word "fucker" is muted.
    19. Logic says "Fuck that guy, that guy sucks dick." The words "fuck" and "dick" are muted.
  • Episode 5 (The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy)
    1. Rick says "I mean shit, I'll make you the pants right now." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "What the fuck are you talking about Jerry?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Jesus! Holy fucking shit." The words "fucking" are bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Yeah of course he likes it, motherfucker got two heads and three trunks" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    5. Morty says "This is obviously Rick level shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Oh shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Jerry says "Fuck, it's got me good!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Jerry says "You self righteous piece of shit, you took my family!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "Oh this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Jerry says "Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Rick!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "Because I though I could get a break from this shit, but no! Like father, like goddamn daughter!" The words "shit" and "god" are bleeped.
    12. Morty says "Mind your own goddamn business, Gene!" The word "god" is bleeped.
    13. Jerry says "Well, maybe next time you won't be such a dumb piece of shit and you can pick for yourself." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    14. Risotto says "Woah, fuck this…" The word "fuck" is dubbed over with "oaf".
    15. Jerry says "Jesus! He hadn't decided if he was going to kill us!" The word "Jesus" is bleeped.
  • Episode 6 (Rest and Ricklaxation)
    1. Rick says "Everybody, fuck off." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Oh fuck! Fuhuuuck!" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    4. Morty says "I can't fucking do this anymore!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "That was seriously fucked up!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Fuck yes, That w- this is insane!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Look at my fucking hands!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    8. Toxic Rick says "It takes more then that to kill Rick and Morty motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    9. Toxic Rick says "I'm a genius I don't have time for this shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Toxic Rick says "I'm surrounded by inferior pieces of shit, and..." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    11. Toxic Rick says "Yeah motherfucker, yeah!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    12. Toxic Rick says "Right up your fucking bitch ass, you fuck!" The words "fucking" and "fuck" are bleeped.
    13. Toxic Rick says "If god exists, it's fucking me!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    14. Toxic Rick says "You fucked us you pieces of garbage! That's right, you're fucking garbage, not us!" The words "fucked" and "fucking" are bleeped.
    15. Toxic Rick says "I'm a fucking genius and a god!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    16. Morty says "Holy shit! Holy shit! We have a moron over here!" Both instances of the word "shit" are bleeped.
    17. Stacy says "Okay, fuck it." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    18. Toxic Rick says "Motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    19. Toxic Rick says "Fuck you, you little sociopath!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    20. Toxic Rick says "Not 'was' motherfucker, still is." The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    21. Toxic Rick says "Fuck you, summer!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    22. Detoxed Rick is nude and his dick is showing. His crotch is pixelated.
    23. Toxic Rick is nude and his dick is showing. His crotch is pixelated.
    24. Toxic Morty says "I'm a piece of shit, but I got the tank!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    25. Toxic Rick says "You're going in that tank motherfucker! You're going to live in the toxic shit wasteland like I did!" The words "fucker" and "shit" are bleeped.
    26. Toxic Rick says "That's right, motherfucker! You're going in that fucking-" The word "fucker" is muted, while the word "fucking" is bleeped.
    27. Toxic Rick says "All right, fuck this, time for plan B." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    28. Toxic Rick says "We fucking did it Morty! Put your fucking hands in the air!" Both instances of the word "fucking" are bleeped.
    29. Toxic Rick says "Yeah, You little piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    30. Toxic Rick says "Think I give a shit?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    31. Detoxed Rick says "I know you give a shit, dummy." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    32. Toxic Rick says "Morty, not that I give a shit but are you ok?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    33. Rick says "That kid is a real piece of shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    34. A Stock Broker says "You little fucking monster." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
  • Episode 7 (The Ricklantis Mixup)
    1. Rick says "Oh, for fuck's sake." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Cop Morty says "Get the fuck off the car, you rickless fucking animal!" The words "fuck" and "fucking" are bleeped.
    3. Cop Morty says "So report me. No one gives a fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Supervisor Rick says "Listen up, fuck nuts." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Cop Morty says "Get in the fucking car." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    6. Factory worker Rick says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Assistant Morty says "Holy shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    8. Rick 0716 says "That fucking guy." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. Cop Morty says "You're fucking things up for both of us here!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    10. Big Morty says "Wrong. He's fucking things up for both of you." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Factory worker Rick says "Then come and get me motherfuckers!" The word "fuckers" is bleeped.
    12. Rick D. Sanchez The Third says "Which starts with walking the fuck out of here." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 8 (Morty's Mind Blowers)
    1. Rick says "Way to go, you fucked everything up!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Aw shit, morty, get behind me, it's a fucking alien overlord!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Morty says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Aw shit, I don't even-this better not have been a good one." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Shit, we need to find shelter before the sunset, Morty." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Shit, that was close." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Aw shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    8. Morty says "I fucking knew it you piece of shit! You're a fucking asshole, Rick!" The word "shit" and both instances of the word "fucking" are bleeped.
    9. Morty says "No, I'm not gonna fucking relax" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Fucking... take that!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "For all we know, you could be the fucking weirdo!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "I also dabble in precision, and if you think you can even approach it with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball, and a bubble of fucking air, you're the reason this species is a failure, and it makes me angry." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "All right, fuck it." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Morty says "Oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck me fuck me!" All 4 instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Ah shit, Morty, what did you do!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "You fucked with squirrels, Morty!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "We're fucked over here because of these damn squirrels!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    18. Summer says "Ugh, fucking god damn it." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    19. Rick says "All right, Morty, fuck this noise." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 9 (The ABC's of Beth)
    1. Rick says "Holy fuck! Shit! This thing has claws!" The words "fuck" and "shit" are bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Ahh! shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Beth says "You can't just fucking apologize." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "I'm not kneeling, suck my dick." The word "dick" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "You were a scary fucking kid, man." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "I'm a fucking nutcase." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Summer says "What the fuck, dad?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Beth says "Because I'm not a petty piece of shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "No matter what you choose, you're finally going to chill the fuck out." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Hey don't be mad, I fucked your ex-girlfriend Kiara." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
  • Episode 10 (The Rickchurian Mortydate)
    1. The President says "Shouldn't you be going down to your next version of earth with your selfie-craving, star fucker sidekick?" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    2. The President says "It was Rick and Morty, you fucking dunce!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. The President is without pants and his dick is showing. His crotch is pixelated.
    4. The US General says "Jesus, he's not a fucking god!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "I'm Doctor Who in this mother fucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "that the real Rick and Morty are wearing while they're fucking your mother!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Jerry says "And I just thought 'fuck it, lips don't sweat'" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. The President says "You have the right to get the fuck out of my office!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "What the fuck, Morty!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Mr. Poopy Butthole says Hopefully you didn't just fuck around and waste your life!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.

Season 4[]

Nov-Dec 2019 & May 2020

  • Episode 1 (Edge of Tomorty: Rick. Die. Rickpeat)
    1. Clone Rick is nude and his dick is showing. His crotch is pixelated.
    2. Morty says "Oh shit. Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!" The last 4 instances of the word "shit" are bleeped. (The first "shit" is uncensored.)
    3. Morty says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Nightgown shrimp rick says "Get the fuck out of here!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "You sound like a piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Nightgown shrimp rick says "That is such a mind fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Morty says "Oh man, oh, oh fuck, shit." The words "oh fuck, shit" are bleeped. However, in all uncensored versions, the "oh fuck" is silenced; Morty clearly makes the mouth movements for the two words. It's possible the creators muted it themselves and S&P still saw it as too suggestive and people would hear an F-bomb that wasn't there, and they just placed the bleep over the whole last part not just the "shit".
    9. The Bully says "What the fuck man!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. The News anchor says "You made it up, cause you're fucking crazy!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Wasp Rick says "Woah, way to use up a clone, what the fuck, man?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Wasp Rick says "What the fuck? Where did that shit come from?" The words "fuck" and "shit" are bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Where is that little shit?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "All that's left are these shitty Kirkland-brand meeseeks boxes!" The word "shitty" is bleeped.
    15. Hologram Rick says "That is some A. I., racist, accusatory, Isaac Asimov bullshit right there!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Hologram Rick says "Oh, you're fucked now!"
    17. Hologram Rick says "This fucking feral fluid is wrapping around my legs. Fuck! I can feel! I have mass! I'm a fucking god now! You're fucked!" Every instance of the word "fuck" is bleeped.
    18. Morty says "What the fuck, I thought you were proud to be a hologram!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    19. Hologram Rick says "That's because I had to fucking be one!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    20. Rick says "Eat my ass, Jerry!" The word "ass" is bleeped.
    21. Jerry says "I'll eat any ass I want!" The word "ass" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "And you can do whatever the fuck you want, Morty." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    23. Summer says "-cumfest, and-" The word "cum" waas bleeped.
    24. Rick says "Wait, wait, what the fuck? Hold on, what the fuck did you just say?" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    25. Summer says "Oh, and then you guys can get married, and like, suck each other off in a testosterone-addled, fucking, third-grade-boy cumfest." The words "suck", "fucking", and "cum" are bleeped.
    26. Rick says "Fucking gross, summer!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    27. Rick says "Get the fuck out of here!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    28. Rick says "Fucking Disgusting!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    29. Morty says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 2 (The Old Man and the Seat)
    1. Rick says "Man, fuck you Summer!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Vermigurber says "You fucking idiot." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. The Motel Guy says "Deal with this shit on your own!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Jerry says "Fuck!" the word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. The Alien leader says "That shit runs out!" the word "shit" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Are you fucking kidding me?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "You shit on my toilet because you don't know your place!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    8. The song sings "And I know she know what's up, baby this is my shit, my shit" The second instance of "my shit" is muted. (The first "my shit" is uncensored.)
    9. Rick says "Are you fucking kidding me!?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    10. The song sings "I can't fuck with rats, that's a fact, that's a dub, n*gga" The words "fuck" and "n*gga" are muted.
    11. Rick says "So why the fuck are you back here?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Josaih says "Let's get the fuck out of here." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Beth says "Oh fucking thing!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    14. Morty says "Now quit fucking up and let's go!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Fuck, there's a Mount Space Everest?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "Watch 'space beverly hillbillies' so my jokes can land, you fucking twat!" The words "fucking" and "twat" are bleeped.
    17. Beth says "Oh, the shit I can't!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    18. Beth says "And mother your fucking face out of your stupid asshole!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    19. Summer says "Motherfucker" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    20. Summer says "Fuck this!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. The Alien leader's wife says "How much water are you sucking through these stupid fucking tubes on your back?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Fuck you! He's not my friend." The word "fuck" is bleeped."
    23. Rick says "Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there and think about how nobody wants to be around you and how you ruined it for yourself because you're a huge piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    24. Rick says "Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me screaming every time you take a shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
  • Episode 3 (One Crew over the Crewcoo's Morty)
    1. Rick says "Because he's a hack piece of shit fuck! I'm gonna kill him!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "This temple's for fucking lame, baby dipshits." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Fuck you for asking, Morty." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Oh shit, we should head over." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Oh fuck! Holy shit." The words "fuck" and "shit" are bleeped.
    6. Rick says "If our collective behavior is just random enough, we should be able to walk through heistotron's lazily contrived bullshit like it's not even there." The word "shit" is bleeped."
    7. Rick says "You've been making this shit up the whole time." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Alright, let's get the fuck outta here!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "Get the fuck outta here, Elon!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Morty says "Oh shit, Rick! Rick, what time is it?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "Fuckin' Morty's still working on that stupid heist script, he's up in his room with his fucking thumb up his ass." Both instances of the word "fucking" are bleeped.
    12. Rick says "I'm not gonna fuckin lose him, fuck that." Both instances of the word "fucking" are bleeped.
  • Episode 4 (Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty)
    1. Rick says "Fuck Cahchee!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Let me get you a fucking rocket hat!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Like when you went to pluto or fucked my daughter!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Holy shit, look!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Hey fuckface! Will you shut the fuck up or at least roll over?" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Oh shit, he signed it!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Is it going to fuck up my brain?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "If there's ever a saying about me I'll fly into the fucking sun." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. Morty says "What the fuck!?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Morty says "Fuck this!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Why the fuck does it feel like you're whipping me?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Ow, fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "Oh, I might be fucked." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    15. Summer says "Get your shit together, Lair Wrecker" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "Well, fuck it, can we go back then?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Fucking dumb." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    18. Rick says "How's that book working out for you, you fucking dumbass?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    19. Rick says "Just fucking, let magic guide your arrow." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    20. Rick says "Shut the fuck up, Morty." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "Oh fuck! My fucking Eye, Oh!" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Summer, you fucking idiot!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    23. Rick says "Uh, ow, fuck! I Take it all back! I fucking hate magic!" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    24. The Frat bro says "Why don't you go overthink shit up north in Georgia?" The word "shit" is bleeped. This scene is still bleeped on HBO Max, likely on accident.
    25. Rick says "Yeah how about you suck your dick, Which is also somehow my dick?" Both instances of the word "dick" are bleeped.
    26. Rick says "How about you find the spell that unbinds me from your fucking dragon." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    27. Rick says "Uh, Who the fuck are you?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    28. Debranavox says "Who the fuck are you, bitch?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    29. The Head Slut Dragon says "We live in these slut caves, where we fuck, suck, and eat butt, and kindly ask you to leave." The words "fuck" and "butt" are bleeped.
    30. Michael says "Yeah, we like it down here because we can fuck woolly mammoths." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    31. Debranavox says "You're the only one who fucks that thing. Get the fuck out of here." Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    32. Michael says "Well, at least I'm not into shit play!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    33. Debranavox says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    34. Morty says "And that was fucked up." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    35. Morty says "And, um, you can eat butt if you want, I guess." The word "butt" is bleeped.
    36. Summer says "Wouldn't you rather be sluts up there, have a fuck world instead of a fuck cave?" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    37. Shadow Jacker says "It's high time I emerge from my cum cocoon." The word "cum" is bleeped.
    38. Rick says "God, look at this piece of shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    39. Rick says "Fuck you, worst adventure ever." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    40. Balthromaw says "fucking soul teasers." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    41. Jerry says "Of course, total mind fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 5 (Rattlestar Ricklactica)
    1. Rick says "Jerry, will you please let me automate this fucking task?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "I wasn't born into the god business, I fucking earned it." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Now get the fuck back in the car!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Morty says "Ow! Fucking monster." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "How do you win this fucking game?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Unless it's possible for Jerry to fuck up wearing shoes." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. A Thug says "Hey, woah, what the fuck?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Summer says "Can you alter the course of being a giant fucking nerd?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "All so they could try to kill a little shit sack on earth!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Next time, stay in the fucking car!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "Fuck, all right!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "I'm reminding myself to commit even more to your fuck up." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Future Morty says "You know what? Fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Morty, shut the fuck up, and put these on." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "We're removing ourselves from this sloppy, fucked up story and letting snake time travel eat its own tail." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    17. The Time Cop says "How the fuck did-" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    18. The Time Cop says "'I'm afraid of snakes', bullshit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    19. The Time Cop's partner says "Get over here, motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    20. The Time Cop says "What the fuck you think you doing?" The phrase "The fuck" is muted.
    21. The Time Cop's partner says "Don't fuck with time!". The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    22. The Time Cop says "You don't fuck with time!". The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    23. Morty says "Holy shit." The word "shit" is bleeped."
    24. Rick says "Well now we can't, because you fucked up." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    25. Future Rick says "Merry Christmas, fuck nuts!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    26. Morty says "A bunch of bullshit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    27. Rick says "This fucking sucks." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    28. Future Rick says "Yeah, ghost of Christmas future bitches, you fucking idiots." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
  • Episode 6 (Never Ricking Morty)
    1. Morty says "What do you call them? Um, cum gutters?" The word "cum" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "I don't want to have to picture cum so watery in such volume that-" The word "cum" is bleeped.
    3. Morty says "I'll fucking cook and eat your ticket-taking ass!" The words "fucking" and "ass" are bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Fuck this." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Fuck you, I'd rather die." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Fuck these guys." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Of course this thing is just a fucking circle." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "You watch videos of people on YouTube reacting to fucking YouTube." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. Morty says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Morty says "We don't need to overthink shit, okay?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    11. That Supreme Court Lady says "I'm that supreme court lady, and you fucking did it!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Let's get this fight over with, I got shit to do." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    13. The Story Lord says "So we may as well pull out our dicks and rub them on fate's glaring teeth like we're brushing fate's teeth but we're using your gross, dirty dick." Both instances of the word "dick" are bleeped.
    14. Rick says "You are like 90% cum gutter" The word "cum" is bleeped.
    15. The Story Lord says "Fucking kick your ass!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "I'd say it fucking worked." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Shit, he's taking the good stuff, morty!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    18. Morty says "Holy shit, Rick!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    19. Morty says "Are you fucking with me?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    20. The Story Lord says "What the fuck is all this!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "Let's get the fuck outta here." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Oh shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    23. Jesus says "I'm gonna get the fuck outta here." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    24. Rick says "Hey, what the fuck, morty?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    25. Rick says "Nobody's out there shopping with this fucking virus, where's your fucking wallet?" Both instances of the word "fucking" are bleeped.
    26. The Announcer says "Pure cum gutter!" The word "cum" is bleeped.
  • Episode 7 (Promortyus)
    1. Rick says "Holy shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Holy shit, they got an M&M's store." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "All we gotta do is blend in, find our ship, and get the fuck outta here." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. A Parasite says "I've seen your videos, and you make me fucking sick." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Jesus Christ, who the fuck was I?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick's Parasite says "If that triggers you, fuck off." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Jesus, your glorzo got shit done." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    8. Morty says "I'm sorry I made you do your job for a fucking day! You looked like you were all really busy before I came and fucked it all up!" The words "fucking" and "fucked it" are bleeped.
    9. Morty says "You know, fuck you, Rick!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "All right, fuck it, run." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "Oh shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Shitting the bed isn't better then not shitting the bed." Both instances of the word "shitting" are bleeped.
    14. A Parasite says "Oh shit, it's them!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Let's lick tits." The word "tits" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "Come on Morty, for fuck's sake." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. Summer says "What the fuck took you so long? You left me here." The word "fuck" is bleeped. Interestingly, the actual audio isn't muted, so you can still clearly hear the fuck through the bleep.
    18. Summer says "Do you know how much shit I've had to deal with?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    19. Morty says "Jesus Christ, I don't want to think about that shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    20. Morty says "Yeah summer, just shut the fuck up." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "Fucking shit." The words "fucking" and "shit" are bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Holy shit, I love this egg." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    23. A Parasite says "For fucks sake, how long have you been attached?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    24. Rick's Parasite says "All right, look, uh, this shit's been brewing for a while." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    25. Morty's Parasite says "She doesn't care about us, she just wants her fucking hosts back!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    26. Morty's Parasite says "What is this shit?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    27. Rick's Parasite says "Oh fuck 'since we were in eggs.'" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    28. Rick's Parasite says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    29. Rick's Parasite says "You don't care about fucking biology!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    30. Morty's Parasite says "Oh yeah, well, what the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    31. Morty's Parasite says "Fuck all of this." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    32. Morty's Parasite says "Let's just get the hell out of here and be whatever the fuck we want." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    33. Rick says "Holy shit" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    34. Rick says "Motherfuck, summer!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    35. Rick says "More like council of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    36. Summer says "Place them in the car, those pieces of shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    37. Summer says "You deserve it, you pieces of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    38. A Parasite says "Ok, well I'm not cleaning up this shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    39. Morty says "Oh my god, oh shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    40. Morty says "I don't want to shit an egg, rick!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    41. Rick says "I guess we both just had to take a shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    42. Beth says "Fucking gross." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    43. Summer's Friend says "Summer, I want to fuck your dad." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 8 (The Vat of Acid Episode)
    1. Rick says "Oh, Jesus fucking Christ." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. An Alien mobster says "Holy shit, what the fuck?" The words "shit" and "fuck" are bleeped.
    3. An Alien mobster says "Holy shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. An Alien mobster says "But his AI hologram is fucking his own pee hole!" The words "fucking" and "hole" are bleeped.
    5. Morty says "Jesus fucking Christ, enough already!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "The fuck is wrong with you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Morty says "God, fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Do you have any idea how much fucking work would have to go into a machine that-" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "You're a piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Fuck you, Morty!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Yes, I'm gonna fucking do it!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "Like what the fuck am I even doing?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Because I fucking did it!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    16. Morty says "Holy shit! You did it!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    17. Morty says says "Holy shit, I can do anything!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    18. The SWAT Team says "Come out with your hands you sick fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    19. A SWAT Team member says "Fuck all of you! Fuck all of you!" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    20. A SWAT Team member says "You think I'd waste our home teaching you a fucking lesson?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    21. Morty says "The fuh- what?" The word "Fuh" is muted.
    22. The former SWAT member says "Eat my ass!" The word "ass" is bleeped.
    23. Johnny Carson says "Looks like I'll be eating ass flambe." The word "ass" is bleeped.
  • Episode 9 (Childrick of Mort)
    1. Jerry says "And that means no sci-fi bullshit, isn't that right, rick?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Summer says "Oh my god, Grandpa, you fuck boy." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "I'm not a fuck boy, summer!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Jerry says "At least we know why rick actually came on the trip, to avoid his fuck guy problems." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "I fucked a planet." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    6. Summer says "You've been highroading us nonstop forcing us to do nothing in the middle of fucking nowhere" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Summer says "Because if you move the bar so low you might actually seem like you're worth a fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Shit they blew a hole in the human resources department!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    9. Summer says "Dad is fine, he's probably sucking off a tree and having the time of his life." The word "Sucking" is bleeped. (In subtitles it's uncensored)
    10. Jerry says "Bunch of bullshit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "Fuckin doopnar, sing something!" The word "fuckin" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Beth, what the fuck don't touch it!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "What a fucking mooch!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "Bullshit! They're my kids! They're staying!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Oh this motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "You'll need a staff to unpart your fucking face!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "You looked like kid rock fucked Zeus." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    18. God says "Alright, motherfucker, let's go." The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    19. Summer says "I don't know, I'm fucking high" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    20. Rick says "Fuck, Ow!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "Smite them, raise them to fuck sheep." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "What the… fuck?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    23. Morty says "Fuck. Dad was right." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    24. Rick says "You kids are my fucking heroes!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    25. Rick says "I fucking love you so much!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    26. Rick says "Getting high and playing video games is the best, I swear to fucking god!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    27. Rick says "Fuck your mom and dad." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    28. Rick says "Holy shit, Summer were you smoking this?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    29. Rick says "Father or not, he was a lying piece of shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    30. Rick says "And Morty, the fucking moron, he thought the ship worked like a game controller. What in the Disney channel fuck is that?" The words "fucking" and "fuck" are bleeped.
  • Episode 10 (Star Mort: Rickturn of the Jerri)
    1. Space Beth, as Rick says "Oh, have fun pumpkin, sorry I'm a piece of shit father!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Space Beth says "I'm not gonna outgrow giving a shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Way to give a shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Oh shit, they're gonna track down Beth." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Tammy says "Everybody, shut up! You're all saying different shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    6. Tammy says "You might want to do that thing where you find a new universe where you can suck yourself off." The word "suck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Fucking classic." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Holy shit, Morty!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "Come on, kids, we have to go do a fucking piece of shit 'star wars.'" The words "fucking" and "shit" are bleeped.
    10. Summer says "Yeah right, those two were fucking." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Space Beth says "That piece of shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    12. Beth says "That piece of shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Can I suggest, as an alternate name, crazy pussy-whipped person?" The word "pussy" is bleeped.
    14. Space Beth says "You're a piece of shit either way." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    15. Space Beth says "The truth is we have more important shit to do like raise our kids and stamp out the federation." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Summer says "Yeah grandpa Rick, don't drag us into your bullshit just because you're losing control." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    17. Jerry says "What the fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.

Season 5[]

Jun-Sep 2021

  • Episode 1 (Mort Dinner Rick Andre)
    1. Rick says "Were we Blades in that one, that's fucking tight." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Morty says "Holy shit! Holy shit!" Both instances of the word "shit" are bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Oh shit! Holy shit, we have to go right fucking now!" The word "fucking" and both instances of the word "shit" are bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Fuck! Shit! Shit!" The words "fuck! shit! shit!" are bleeped.
    5. Rick says "My fucking nemesis okay!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "And he is a piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Truly no one cares about your dick Morty." The word "dick" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Trust me, after that ocean fuck up you don't get to do anything." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "While I bullshit my way through this peace summit treaty with Nimbus..." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Summer says "Let's lick tits!" The word "tits" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "Okay, nimbus only drinks the good shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    12. Jerry says "I've seen you fuck a planet, and this is the guy you're afraid of?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Nimbus says "Fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Japheth says "Fucking kill you!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    15. Morty says "Yeah, fuck you Hoovy!" The word "fuck" is bleeped
    16. One of Japheth's sons says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    17. Morty says "Ow! Motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    18. Rick says "What the fuck is going on!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    19. Rick says "I can't believe you are fucking this up." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    20. Morty says "I'm not fucking this up." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "Do you see this whisper kitchen 'frasier' bullshit you're making me do?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Beth and Jerry, stop trying to fuck Nimbus." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    23. A Hoovian soldier says "Holy shit, it's him!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    24. Morty says "Let's fucking go!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    25. The Court Mage says "Oh shit, he's real, he's real!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    26. Rick says "Morty! Come here, I need you for some bullshit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    27. Morty says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    28. Morty says "It's all fucked and you fucked it!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    29. The Hoovian robot says "Oh shit, we got him! Can you believe he bought that fucking tree bullshit, we fucking got him!" Both instances of the word "fucking" and both instances of the word "shit" are bleeped.
    30. Rick says "When I D-day'ed that mermaid puss!" The word "puss" is bleeped.
    31. Rick says "Yes, you are fucking a joke! You fucking suck!" Both instances of the word "fucking" are bleeped.
    32. Rick says "All I do is eat ass and 69 nintendos, bro!" The word "ass" is bleeped.
    33. THe scene where Rick says "Don't fucking establish canonical backstories with me, you red lob-" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    34. Morty says "What the fuck is wrong with you people!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    35. Morty says "I don't give a shit nerd!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    36. Rick says "-ster motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    37. Morty says "I fucked it up, okay!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    38. Rick says "Now let me Deus Ex Machina this shit and let's go home." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    39. Rick says "So fucking hack." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    40. Rick says "Oh shit, well, that's cool." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    41. Rick says "Okay, we might be a little fucked." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    42. Jessica says "Fuck off, I'm a time god!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    43. Rick says "Shit, okay, nimbus, look!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    44. Nimbus says "Take this piece of shit to jail." The word "shit" is bleeped.
  • Episode 2 (Mortyplicity)
    1. Rick says "Fuck off Summer." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Oh shit, everyone start packing." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Jerry says "But fuck me if I have questions about the starfish man in a target suit." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Oh shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Take bullets meant for us. Shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Oh shit, decoy family." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Rick pulls down his pants and his dick is showing. His crotch is pixelated.
    8. Rick pulls up his pants while his dick is showing. His crotch is pixelated.
    9. Rick says "Summer you fucking idiot, we aren't decoys." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    10. Beth says "Fuck off!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "Yes morty, like westworld, but don't fuck them." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Morty says "Shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Morty, why the fuck would I do that?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "What the fuck do you think your doing down there!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Shit, you think I'm a decoy!?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "Yes, Morty, like Ex Machina, but don't fuck them." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Fucking Summer." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    18. Rick says "Shit, someone put a gun in my teeth." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    19. Rick says "You decoy piece of shit, you're the one that shot first!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    20. Rick says "Fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "Shit, we gotta rent it after this." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "You get far enough down the decoy line, and shit starts to get weird." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    23. Summer says "They don't fucking listen to me!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    24. Rick says "Oh shit, one of mine." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    25. Wood Rick says "Jerry, let us in, you fucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    26. Rick says "Shit. Sorry buddy, sounds like it would have been really heartwarming." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    27. Beth says "Well, maybe their rick came to grips with his bullshit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    28. The Rick Projection says "What's up, you decoy motherfuckers!" The word "fuckers" is bleeped.
    29. The Rick Projection says "I know what you're thinking: 'Fuck, a beacon, that's a great idea, he's got home terf." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    30. Beth says "Oh, fuck you." The words "oh, fuck you" are bleeped.
    31. Rick says "Shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    32. Rick says "Fuck you, Summer." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    33. Rick says "Shit, that guy is awesome." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    34. Summer says "Yeah fuck this noise." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    35. Rick says "Fuck you, I'm real!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    36. Rick says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    37. Rick says "Holy shit, that was insane." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    38. Rick says "Oh fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    39. Rick says "Oh shit, looks like someone killed the decoy family." The word "shit" is bleeped.
  • Episode 3 (A Rickconvienient Mort)
    1. Rick says "Hell yeah, I fucking love merch." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Oh shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Morty, if you say 'wow' one more time I swear to fucking god." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "The fuck we doing here?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "What the fuck was that shit?" The word "fuck" is bleeped. ('shit' is uncensored.)
    6. Summer "Just shoot me in the fucking head until I die!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Look what you're doing to your sister, you piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "10 seconds on Morglutz, and you'll be up to your neck in 'I-could-give-two-shits-about-whats-his-ass.'" The word "shits" is bleeped.
    9. Summer says "The fuck I'm not!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Summer says "And if you don't like it, you can suck my bigger tit." The word "tit" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Fuck love." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Summer says "Fuck love." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Summer says "I am going to eat so much ass, you're gonna shit!" The word "ass" is bleeped. ('shit' is uncensored.)
    15. Summer pretends to eat "ass". Her mouth is pixelated.
    16. Summer says "Oh is that another ass? don't mind if I do." The word "ass" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Oh it appears that you have an uneaten ass, allow me." The word "ass" is bleeped.
    18. Rick pretends to eat "ass". His mouth and wiggling finger gestures are pixelated.
    19. Rick and Summer pretend to eat "ass". Their mouths and Rick's wiggling finger gestures are all pixelated.
    20. Summer says "Whooo, fucking supernova party!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    21. The alien hook-up says "If we time it right, we can skeet together as the sun explodes." The word "skeet" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Let's do it, up the butt, y'all!" The word "butt" is bleeped.
    23. Summer says "What in the actual fuck Rick!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    24. Morty says "You wanna fuck with me, do ya? Stupid fucking shithole!" The words "fuck" and "fucking" are bleeped. ("Shit" is uncensored.)
    25. Eddie's voicemail says "It's Eddie. Go fuck yourself." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    26. One of the Planeteers says "Fucking mother, kill him!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    27. An Arab says "Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    28. The alien shows off her elbow titties to Summer. Each elbow has a pair of floppy tits. They are all pixelated.
    29. An alien says "Go, you fucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    30. Planetina says "Fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
Unlike other episode pixelation, the 3 shots of Rick and Summer pretending to eat ass are uncensored (not pixelated) on Max, Amazon Max channel, Hulu, and DVD/Blu-ray.
This episode contains the only instance in the series where alien body parts are pixelated. The "elbow titties" remain pixelated on Max/AmazonMax/Hulu/DVD/Blu-ray.
  • Episode 4 (Rickdependance Spray)
    1. Beth says "Okay, let's go see this latest piece of marvel shit you kids are jizzing over." The word "jizz" is bleeped.
    2. Summer says "Holy shit. How big are space dicks?" The words "shit" and "dicks" are bleeped.
    3. Morty says "Oh shit, oh shit, shit!" The first and third instances of the word "shit" are bleeped. (The second "shit" is uncensored.)
    4. The President says "Jesus, how big are space dicks?" The word "dicks" is bleeped.
    5. The President says "Okay, these… 'cumplestiltskins'?" The word "cum" is bleeped.
    6. The President says "These, uh skeet boogans?" The word "skeet" is bleeped.
    7. Professor Shabooboo says "Oh yeah, yeah, skeet boogans." The word "skeet" is bleeped.
    8. The President says "Really? Skeet boogans?" The word "skeet" is bleeped.
    9. A Soldier says "Skeeters!" The word "skeeters" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Jipers!" The word "jipers" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "Ropers!" The word "ropers" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Morty, don't fuck with me." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Morty says "Holy shit, he can smell caves?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    14. Blazen says "I know how to suck myself." The word "suck" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Wait, who the fuck is that?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "Hey, what the fuck are you doing with my stuff?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Oh shit, I did." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    18. Morty says "Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    19. Rick says "Oh shit, oh shit, it's time!" The first instance of the word "shit" is bleeped. (The second "shit" is uncensored.)
  • Episode 5 (Amortycan Grickfitti)
    1. Summer says "It's only a matter of time before Bruce learns you're a creepy little grandpa's boy, always climbing up into alien asses." The word "ass" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Because you guys are like Oscar the fucking grouch." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Morty says "Jesus Christ, I'm fucking dying up here." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    4. The Ship says "Fuck, too small." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Morty says "Never fucked a doorknob." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    6. Morty says "I dreamt I fucked your mother." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    7. A Hellraiser Demon says "Yeah, good one, motherfucker." The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    8. Beth says "We're here because you fucked up." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    9. A Hellraiser Demon says "We were so hoping you'd come down here, so we could cum down here!" The word "cum" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says ""I'm done with this Addams family bullshit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "Fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. The Ship says "Fuck the chut, let's pin it all on him" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Bruce says "What the fuck?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "Now follow me you fucking hacks." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
  • Episode 6 (Rick & Morty's Thanksploitation Spectacular)
    1. Rick says "Morty, are you gonna be a fucking America nerd, or are you gonna be cool and steal the constitution with grandpa?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "And on America's birthday, or whatever the fuck thanksgiving is." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. The President says "Don't tell me what I want, you Anti-American piece of shit! You terrorist." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Summer says "Why don't you guys just fuck and get it over with?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. The Vice President says "Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Here comes dipshit right on schedule." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Oh shit the president has the upper hand, grandpa fucked up." The words "shit" and "fucked" are bleeped.
    8. Rick says "It's Rick and Morty, you useless fucking stump humper!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. A Soldier says "Look at this dumb piece of shit, gobbling away." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "What the fuck is that?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "How the fuck does the white house have a cloned spider of FDR?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Oh shit I was a turkey for a while, wasn't I?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    13. The President says "Yes, Jerry is a piece of shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "Oh shit, they're gonna fight." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    15. The President says "You dumb dipshit, there's three of us." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "Let's just deactivate this shit" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "It's a national monument, fuck nut!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    18. Morty says "Oh shit, oh fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped. ('shit' is uncensored.)
  • Episode 7 (Gotron Jerrysis Rickvangelion)
    1. Rick says "No fucking way." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Yeah, Whether to break my fucking heart." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. Summer says "Fuck Gene, fuck the homeless." Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Holy shit, I can't believe this is working!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "wha-wha-what the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Hothead Rick says "You'll regret this, you level headed fucks!" The word "fucks" is bleeped.
    7. Morty says "I guess because our robot didn't have an asshole." The word "ass" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Cause we're all gonna have a fucking GoGoGotron!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. Summer says "Then fuck off." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Jerry says "Oh, fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Beth says "What kind of fucked up world have you been living in?" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    12. Beth says "Nah, fuck her. She's my enemy." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Jerry says "Oh baby, What the fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Summer says "Or, you know, fuck him." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. Beth says "Yeah, fuck him." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Morty says "Rick said Gotrons were lame little kid bullshit" The word "shit" is bleeped.
  • Episode 8 (Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort)
    1. Rick says "Jesus fucking Christ." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Did you just offer to suck my dick?" The word "dick" is bleeped.
    3. Dream Rick says "Culture really fucked you on that one, huh." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    4. Dream Rick says "Just stopped in to whip up a metacognition scanner so I can track down BP's fleeing consciousness without enduring as much Charlie Kaufman bullshit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Rick's Garage says "Let's cut to the chase, I will suck your dick." The word "dick" is bleeped.
    6. Dream Rick says "We have a Vietnam? That's fucking cool!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Fuck, find a different route." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit shit." All 7 instances of the word "shit" are bleeped.
    9. Dream Rick says "Why the fuck are you risking your life for that asshole?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Now come help me save his life or fuck off, because I don't need you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "I got you you ungrateful piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "The closer you get to complete neurocognital failure the more canon-y bullshit is gonna try to kill us" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Why do you think I'm still fucking down here!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "Shit, the bridge is out!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "You don't get to lecture me about memory bullshit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Rick says "No, fuck, we were even!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. Bird Person says "Holy shit, Holy shit, we almost didn't make it. Jesus fuck! that was close, that was insane." The word "fuck" and both instances of the word "shit" are bleeped.
    18. The Federation Bug says "Oh, fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 9 (Forgetting Sarick Mortshall)
    1. The opening scene that shows Morty looking at a list of tasks on his cellphone was digitally redrawn after the show was first aired. The text of the line he erases "Cookie ISIS" was changed to "Cookie Freedom".
    2. Rick says "Forgive me for not doing the kissy chef gesture since you probably spilled this shit everywhere and I don't want to teleport my lips." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Morty says "You know what? Eat shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Morty says "Holy shit, did you see that?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. Nick says "We wouldn't even be in this situation if the dude hadn't fucked us over!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    6. Morty says "Oh no! Shit, that's rick's can crusher!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Crowbot says "Fucking horse shit!" The word "fucking" is bleeped. ('shit' is uncensored.)
    8. Rick says "Jerry, what the fuck, why are you a puddle?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Nick says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "If you think my crows are gonna leave the great thing we have for whatever high fantasy bullshit this is, you're wrong!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "I'm getting my ass kicked by this dumb fucking crow story" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    12. Nick says "You think you can fuck with me and get away with it?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Nick says "What the fuck did you just do?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Crowbot says "Oh shit! You were supposed to die!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Man, crows are empathetic as fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
The opening scene with censored text was modified after the first broadcast, and the new text "Cookie Freedom" is present in reruns and on Hulu. Max, the Max channel on Amazon Prime Video, and the DVD/Blu-ray all contain the original unmodified version with "Cookie ISIS".
  • Episode 10 (Rickmurai Jack)
    1. Rick says "Fuck you for trying to undermine my happiness!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Well, shit, this lost all meaning." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Morty says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Morty says "Holy shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    5. A Rick News Anchor says "In uncertain times like these, I think it's important for me to say, eat shit, fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped. ('shit' is uncensored.)
    6. Rick says "Oh god, oh fuck, no!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Here's my fucking downloaded brain, morty!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "I'm not responsible for every fucked up rick out there." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    9. Evil Morty says "Jack shit, I'm leaving." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    10. Evil Morty says "Every version of us has spent every version of all of our lives in one infinite crib built around an infinite fucking baby." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "Oh my fucking god!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.

Season 6[]

Sep-Dec 2022

  • Episode 1 (Solaricks)
    1. Rick says "His plan was to monologue and fuck off." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Ohh shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Cronenberg Jerry says "Ah, fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Summer says "Shit yeah!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "This whole fucking timeline is cursed!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Morty says "The fuck?"" The word "fuck" is partially bleeped.
    8. Morty says "Motherfuh-" The "uh" part of the word is bleeped.
    9. Cronenberg Jerry says "It only cost me fucking everything!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Oh fuck yes!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Summer says "Oh shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    12. Morty says "Ow! The fuck?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Morty says "Am I in a fucking K-hole right now?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    14. Space Beth says "Ah, fucking stupid 5th dimensional stomach juices!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    15. Summer says "Thank fuck I only had to kill most of them." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Season 2 Beth says "You are so fucking dumb!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    17. Season 2 Rick says "I'll build a fucking swing set in the backyard!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    18. Rick says "Oh shit, season 2 Jerry!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    19. Beth says "What the fuck, Dad?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    20. Rick says "It was cute, fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "The whole fucking episode all over again!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    22. Morty says "This fucking sucks" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    23. Space Beth says "Jesus fucking Christ." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    24. Space Rick says "I was naked to fuck with a guy." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 2 (Rick: A Mort Well Lived)
    1. Summer says "I'm 17, no I've never seen fucking 'Die Hard'!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Summer says "Walkie talkie 'Die Hard', motherfucker" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Marta says "The part of me that's my father is a twat." The word "twat" is bleeped.
    4. The President says "Because he's a rude, entitled cock" The word "cock" is bleeped.
    5. Marta's Father says "What? What the fuc- why?" The word "Fuc-" is bleeped.
    6. The head Alien Terrorist says "Walkie talkie 'Die Hard', motherfucker" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    7. Summer says "The way you say motherfucker!" The word "fucker" is bleeped.
    8. An Alien Terrorist says "It's fucking freezing out." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
  • Episode 3 (Bethic Twinstinct)
    1. Morty says "Oh my god, I can not fucking believe this, here we fucking go!" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    2. Rick the turkey turns into his human self, naked with genitals showing. His crotch is pixelated.
    3. Rick comes to the dinner table naked, his dick still showing which is pixelated.
    4. Summer says "Oh fuck, it's on, Bitch!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Ugh, fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Space Beth says "This is the me that doesn't tell you all to fuck off. So allow me. Fuck off." Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    7. Morty says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Fuck, more forest." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "Wait, what the fuck?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Morty says "F-f-fucking, are you fucking kidding me?" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped (the "f-f" stuttering is uncensored).
  • Episode 4 (Night Family)
    1. Rick says "Okay fine! Fuck it." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Morty says "Oh shit, Rick, they want you to say 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub' at the end" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "They exist only to do the shit we don't want to do!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "What the cock? Where are the dishes?" The word "cock" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "Tell your boyfriend to suck my dick." The word "dick" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "I ain't rinsing shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "What the fuck is your problem with me?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Summer says "I'm trapped in this bullshit too!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    9. Beth says "Let go of me you little shit!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Jerry is seen being choked by Beth. His clothed boner is pixelated.
    11. Rick says "Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Fuck, Ugh!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Summer says "I got logged out of my twitter account and don't know my password, shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
The censorship of Jerry's clothed boner is rather unusual, as both the shows "China, IL" and "The Venture Bros" have aired clothed erections uncensored on Adult Swim. Unlike other episode pixelation, this is uncensored (not pixelated) on Max, Amazon Prime's Max channel, Hulu, and the DVD/Blu-ray.
  • Episode 5 (Final Desmithation)
    1. Rick says "I don't have to do shit, that's dumb" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "Jerry, are you fucking peeking?" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    3. The Panda Express owner says "Fuck you, DEA piece of shit!" The words "fuck" and "shit" are bleeped.
    4. Rick says "Fucking cameras everywhere!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. A Businessman says "Holy shit, I'm gonna be on dancing with the stars!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Holy shiiiit, this is real!" The word "Shiiiit" is bleeped.
    7. Jerry says "Then you fuck my mom!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Fuck this both sucks and is really valuable data" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "Hate crawling through a fucking air vent!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Old M. Hucksbee says "I suppose they fucked their moms!" The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "You sick fucks!" The word "fucks" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. A soldier says "You piece of shit you killed my friends!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    14. A soldier says "It burns! Fuck! Oh my god, my ribs!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Shit these are useless." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Jennith Padrow-chunt says "Come on and fuck already!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. As Jerry's mom flies tumbling toward the vacuum portal, her open legs face us and her crotch is pixelated.
    18. The vacuum portal pulls Jerry's pants off and his genitals show, but they're pixelated.
    19. Jerry and his mom are both naked from the waste down. Both their crotches are pixelated.
    20. Jerry says "Holy shit that was close!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "You fucking idiot! I'm not your friend!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Look at this you piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    23. Rick says "Jesus fucking Christ, Jerry!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    24. The Zoo Narrator says "What the fuck is happening?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 6 (Juricksic Mort)
    1. Beth says "Fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. The President says "Zero dark thirty these fuckers for the good of the species." The word "fuckers" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "Oh my god are you fucking kidding me." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "What the fuuuuuhhhhh... uuuuuck?" as he's being teleported. The word "fuck" is bleeped twice; one for the beginning of the word and one for the end of the word.
    5. Rick says "Only people who have really fucked up in the past have to virtue signal this hard" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Jerry says "Holy shit, I'm a famous author!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. The song sings "Fuck off and die-nosaurs" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. The President says "Maybe it's the molly, but I fucking love you rick!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "Suck my grey tits, Hollywood pinkos!" The word "tits" is bleeped.
    10. Space Beth says "Aah, fucking sprinkles coupon!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. One of the dinosaurs says "You obnoxious little twat!" The word "twat" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "You fucking hypocritical cocks!" The words "fucking" and "cocks" are bleeped.
    13. Jerry says "Chapter 1... Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. One of the dinosaurs says "and then we all get fucking wrecked!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
  • Episode 7 (Full Meta JackRick)
    1. Rick says "Don't succumb to his pointless self-aware bullshit" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Rick says "No no no! Fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. The Alien Writer says "But none of them have actually read fucking 'Canterbury Tales'" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    4. The Alien Writer says "The website didn't even fucking work!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    5. The Alien Writer says "They fucked me! They fucked me and you're lucky I haven't blown my brains out!" Both instances of the word "fucked" are bleeped.
    6. Mr. Twist says "Fuck me." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. The Butter Robot says "You are fucking kidding me." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Is that a threat, you fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Rick says "I have royally fucked us." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "Previous-fucking-leon." The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    11. An Unknown Man says "You fucking back to the future ripoffs!" The word "fucking" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "I'm so sick of that fucking note, what the fuck does it even mean?" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    13. Story Lord says "Oho, cum gutters!" The word "cum" is bleeped.
    14. Story Lord says "Oh fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. The Alien Writer says "Holy shit, it's a movie about a Writer!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. Tag-Man says "You want some more tag you sick piece of shit?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
  • Episode 8 (Analyze Piss)
    1. A suicide warning disclaimer is added to the beginning of the episode, with non-R&M music.
    2. Mr. Nimbus says "Submit you continental cunt!" The word "cunt" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "I'm not the fucking tick!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "I don't do anything for these dipshits to seek me out!" The word "shits" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "You don't shoot batman in his fucking batman logo!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Jerry, for fuck's sake." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Come on, you dirty motherfucker." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Summer says "That's my dad, that's my fucking dad!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Summer says "Oh shit, that's my dad!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    11. Jerry says "Ow, shit, oh Jesus! One at a time!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    12. Rick says "You gotta be fucking kiding me" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. Rick says "Oh shit, not reacting, that really is the kill move?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    14. Summer says "Oh shit yeah, I love mitsubishi!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    15. Mr. Stringbean says "A giant piece of shit I see!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    16. An Alien Woman says "He has to be the biggest piece of shit in the galaxy, right?" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Fuck, shit. Come on man, fuck, come on where is it, shit shit!" Both instances of the word "fuck" and all 3 instances of the word "shit" are bleeped.
    18. Rick says "Ugh, fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    19. Rick sighs and says "Fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    20. Rick says "I put on the suit of my enemy and I fucking love it!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "Shit, gotta go." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "Fuck off jerry." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    23. Rick says "Jesus christ, get the fuck outta here!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    24. Jerry says "Get back here, you ungrateful shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    25. The Pissmaster's daughter says "That's my fucking dad!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    26. Rick says "Your father is the fucking pissmaster." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    27. Blagnar the Eternal says "Look, I don't know what kinda weird shit you two are pulling, but it's completely unstickworthy." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    28. Morty says "Holy shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    29. A suicide crisis message is added to the end of the episode, with non-R&M music.
Similar to the 2020 broadcast of the Adult Swim show "Paranoia Agent", this episode aired with a special disclaimer at the beginning that read: "The following episode contains strong conversations and depictions of suicide that may be disturbing to viewers". At the end a second message appeared that read: "If you or someone you know is struggling or in crisis, help is available. Call or text 988 or chat 988lifeline.org". These two messages don't appear in reruns, nor on Max, the Amazon Prime Max channel, and the DVD/Blu-ray, but they are still present on adultswim.com streaming and on Hulu.
  • Episode 9 (A Rick in King Mortur's Arthur)
    1. Rick says "Oh shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    2. Morty says "You drunk, cranky fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Morty says "And your most foundational beliefs are bullshit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    4. A Knight of the Sun says "Fuck this knights shit." The word "fuck" is bleeped. ("Shit" is uncensored.)
    5. The Venus negotiator says "Oh, fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. "Holy shit" is heard among the commotion. The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. The Marquis of Mars says "What the fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. The Mercury leader says "Fuck that!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Morty says "Here's an idea: fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. A Knight of the Sun says "And now this random fucking guy is here again to tell us what to do? No fucking way!" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    11. Morty tosses his clone dick on the ground where it bounces down the stairs. The fake dick is pixelated.
    12. Morty pulls out and holds in his hand a prosthetic dick with a little witch hat. The fake dick is pixelated (the hat is not).
    13. Rick says "Shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    14. Morty says "Oh shit, shit!" Both instances of the word "shit" are bleeped.
  • Episode 10 (Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation)
    1. Morty says "You didn't! No fucking way!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Jerry, Beth, Summer, and Space Beth repeat what Morty has just said "No fucking way!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick stands up with no clothes on, showing his genitals. His crotch is pixelated.
    4. Morty rapidly says "Oh shit shit shit." All 3 instances of the words "shit" are bleeped (3 separate bleeps).
    5. Rick says "Get- Fucking move!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "You dropped it perfectly vertical Morty, perfectly fucking vertical!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Aw shoot!" The word "shoot" is bleeped (likely out of worries about it being misinterpreted as "shit").
    8. Morty says "Shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    9. Morty says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Rick says "You dumb fucking robot, you had one job!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Rick says "You gave him a fucking lightsaber for Christmas?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Morty says "The fuck you don't, it's Christmas!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. The President says "Who drops a lightsaber perfectly fucking vertical?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. The President says "You know all that star wars shit is silly, right?" The word "Shit" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "What the fuck, Morty?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. The President says "You fucking idiot, get outta here!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "Fucking kidding me? Shit." The words "fuck" and "shit" are bleeped.
    18. Rick says "Oh fuck yes, yes!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    19. Rick says "Oh for fuck's sake, bye." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    20. Rick says "I said, 'don't take the fucking sword', and you were like, 'whatever'." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    21. Rick says "I've become dog shit to you!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    22. Rick says "They kill your fucking family." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    23. Rick says "You're gonna learn the same fucking thing!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    24. Morty says "Uh, no, I'm not in any hurry to get into that shit show." The word "Shit" is bleeped.
    25. A scientist says "Oh shit, now!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    26. The President says "I was your age when this shit was in theaters!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    27. The President says "Not that bubble-throat pompadour fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    28. Rick says "Oh fuck, just let me die!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    29. Rick says "Fuck yeah, I got you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    30. Morty says "You're not my grandpa, you're a fucking robot!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    31. Morty says "You can't say all that crazy shit about star wars then act like you're cool!" The word "Shit" is bleeped.
    32. The President says "The fuck I do!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    33. The President says "Perfectly fucking vertical." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    34. Rick says "I guess I should have included you in my shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    35. Rick says "He's an incredibly crafty piece of shit!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    36. Rick says "It's the most painful shit I've ever had to deal with and I'm fucking bringing you into it!" The words "fuck" and "shit" are bleeped.

Season 7[]

Oct-Dec 2023

  • Episode 1 (How Poopy Got His Poop Back)
    1. Rick says "Yeah, fuck you Summer!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Mark says "Welcome to Fuck You’s! My name is Mark, and… Fuck You! See, at Fuck You’s, we lightly tease our customers." Every instance of the word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Mark says "Did some middle-schooler stick you up a cat's asshole?" The word "hole" is bleeped.
    4. Mark says "Be right back to take your order folks… Or should I say… fucks?" The word "fucks" is bleeped.
    5. Mark says "Fuck you, shithead!" The words "Fuck" and "shit" are bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Oh Shit, It's happening!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Oh Shit, It is!" The word "shit" is bleeped.
    8. Mr. Poopy Butthole says "Ooh, oh, oh fuck." while getting punched. The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Amy says "What the fuck!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Hugh Jackman's genitals are pixelated.
    11. Hugh Jackman says "Aw fuck, look at us!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 2 (The Jerrick Trap)
    1. Rick in Jerry's body says "Oh fuck, oh god!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. The Alien Crime Boss says "Do you know who the fuck- this is Morty!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. The Alien Crime Boss says "What is this guy, fucking new?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. The Alien Crime Boss says "Well check those fucking references next time." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. The Alien Crime Boss says "Fuck. FUCK! Call my wife!" Both instances of the word "fuck" are bleeped.
    6. JerryBody says "What the fuck did you do to my body?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. JerryBody says "I fucking will!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. RickBody says "Jerry, stop, you're fucking this up!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. JerryBody says "God doesn't haggle for 10,000 fucking croutons!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. JerryBody says "Awesome fucking movie." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. Morty says "Jesus fucking Christ." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Beth says "Oh shit." The word "shit" is bleeped.
    13. Summer says "Well, it's fucking lame!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    14. Rick says "Quick, tackle this fucking thing!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. Rick says "Dumb. Fucking dumb." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Jerry says "Oh fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. Rick says "How about you eat my shit, you Hawaiian shirt-loving twat?" The words "shit" and "twat" are bleeped.
    18. Memory Rick says "Fuck off, memory Gene!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 3 (Air Force Wong)
    1. Rick says "Oh fuck me!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Unity says "What the fuck are you spraying me with?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. The President says "Call in a chopper, I'm being cock blocked!" The word "cock" is bleeped.
    4. The President says "Then I'll call China, and you're really fucked!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Rick says "I'm sorry you lost a finger, but that's the price of surprise butt play." The word "butt" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "Suck my dick and lose my number." The word "dick" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Eh, fuck em." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 4 (That's Amorte)
    1. A suicide warning disclaimer is added to the beginning of the episode (with no music).
    2. Rick says "And if you know the fucking names of your spaghetti, that’s it?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Rick says "You won’t get overwhelmed with even more guilt and then demand to go to their fucking funeral?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "I fucking hate you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Morty says "Woah, what the fuck is that?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "I can't travel the galaxy with you if every time we come near a fucked up system..." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Morty says "Fuck you." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Ah fuck it, just spell it out for me." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. A protestor says "Fucking alien piece of shit!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. An alien says "Oh, fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    11. A protestor says "Fuck you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    12. Another alien says "Ay, what's the fuckin’ hold-up!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    13. The president saying "Fuck!" is bleeped.
    14. The dying man says "Fuck you, spaghetti child!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    15. The president says "Well, fuck." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    16. Morty says "Why don't you go fuck yourself, Summer!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    17. A suicide crisis message is added to the end of the episode (with no music).
Similar to the 2020 broadcast of the Adult Swim show "Paranoia Agent", and the R&M episode "Analyze Piss" (#6.8), this episode aired with a special disclaimer at the beginning that read: "The following episode contains strong conversations and depictions of suicide that may be disturbing to viewers". At the end a second message appeared that read: "If you or someone you know is struggling or in crisis, help is available. Call or text 988 or chat 988lifeline.org". These two messages don't appear on Max, the Amazon Prime Max channel, and the DVD/Blu-ray, but they are still present on reruns (unlike #6.8) and adultswim.com streaming, and on Hulu.
  • Episode 5 (Unmortricken)
    1. Rick says "You want out, then fucking quit!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    2. Evil Morty says "Motherfucker." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    3. Morty says "What the fuck are you doing?" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    4. Rick says "I thought your whole gimmick was fucking off." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    5. Morty saying "Fuck!" is bleeped.
    6. Rick says "I'm gonna fucking kill you!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    7. Rick says "Like in a fucked up robot way, but that's definitely her voice." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    8. Rick says "Fuck off." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    9. Evil Morty says "Seriously though, fuck off." The word "fuck" is bleeped.
    10. Morty says "We're fucked, we're toast!" The word "fuck" is bleeped.
  • Episode 6 (Rickfending Your Mort)
    1. Rick says "Look at your face; you're so fucked." The word "fucked" is bleeped.
  • Episode 7 (Wet Kuat Amortican Summer)
  • Episode 8 (Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie)
  • Episode 9 (Mort: Ragnarick)
  • Epsode 10 (Fear No Mort)

Toonami (France)[]

All words like "fuck" and "motherfucker" are bleeped on their version of Adult Swim, called Toonami (after hours at 2300-0200).

Where to find it uncensored[]

The DVDs and Blu-rays of all seasons have completely uncensored audio.

Max (HBO) and the Max channel on Amazon Prime Video carry all seasons with uncensored audio.

Hulu carries Seasons 3 through 7 with uncensored audio, but they still use the Adult Swim censored broadcasts for seasons 1 and 2. Hulu's Seasons 3-7 still use the Adult Swim censored video, including digitally censored text and disclaimers.

Hoopla (the free public library streaming service) has Season 2 (only) with uncensored audio.

The Adult Swim channel on YouTube has Season 5 Episode 1 (only) with uncensored audio, available free.

Vudu has all seasons streaming with uncensored audio, available for purchase. Note typically if purchase is made before the first run broadcast of a season has concluded, the episodes you get will be the Adult Swim censored broadcasts.

All these uncensored audio versions (including DVD/Blu-ray) still have Adult Swim's pixelated censored video (around a dozen episodes of the show), with two exceptions: Season 5 Episode 3, the mouth and hand gestures are not pixelated, and Season 6 Episode 4, Jerry's clothed erection is not pixelated.

The digitally modified text in Season 5 Episode 9 also appears on Hulu, but the original unmodified text is on Max, Amazon Max, and DVD/Blu-ray.

The opening and closing disclaimers added to Season 6 Episode 8 and Season 7 Episode 4 do not appear on Max, the Amazon Max, nor the DVD/Blu-ray, but are still present on Hulu.

Release dates[]

Season 6

DVD and Blu-ray: March 28, 2023
Max streaming: May 11, 2023
Hulu streaming: May 13, 2023

Season 7

Max and Hulu streaming: January 22, 2024
DVD and Blu-ray: March 12, 2024

External links[]

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